smahing0pumpkin

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:30:57 GMT

The Pied Piper is a Pyromaniac
There once and still is a place called Red Level in Alabama. A straggled beaten old hobo wandered into town one day. He had a rather large bag at his side. A lighter stuck out of the sack. Not one of the ones you use for lighting up some cigarettes or the big hefty cigars but the ones you use to like a blowtorch.

Many people were curious but because of there low attention span were distracted quickly. As he reached the center of town he found a bar. The hobo went in and sat down at a stool next to a bloody Mary and a Black Russian. The man ordered a beer and will waiting noticed a giant wharf rat scurried across the floor, and out the open door. After the monster of a beats waddled out the down a pack of smaller less blood thirst rats followed after him. The stranger was fascinated by the odd site.

The hobo asked the man only other customer captious in the place “What’s up with dem do rats waddled in and out this gosh darn place?”

The man who was actually Bigfoot after he had shaved fully responded” What do you mean my good sir?”

“I mean why do you let the rats come and go as the please?”

“What do you want use to do? Wage war on rats? PETA would have are heads if we even killed one!”

“AHHHHH see what you need is a stranger who you can pay to wipe out these critters without anyone being able to trace him to anything?”

The bartender had been intrigued by the conversation and asked” Know anyone we could use?”

Smiling the hobo said” Why yes I do and he is here right now” pauses as the two look around” It is I Sir Ronald Mohaby Squirrel Thornton Jr. The greatest rat killer, monster truck driver, and reality show contestant ever to live!”

As soon as Ronald had finished his drink he asked” Have any private faculties I could get ready for my crusade in?”

The bartender pointed up the stairs to an open door and Ronald hurried up the stairs as quickly as possible. Five minutes later, Ronald the hobo came out looking like he was ready to do battle with the Koreans Nazi’s and Jap’s all at once. In one hand he had the blow torch started, and in his hand he had a very large and dangerous looking Flamethrower. On his back was a humongous tank that looked to be full of gasoline. At his side he had handgun, 5 cartridges, and an M16 machinegun. Across his chest were a large strap of at least 1000 bullets for the gun and 20 or so hand grenades. He was ready to go. As the he walked down the stairs one or two of the freshly awaken drunks were in awe.

One said “This reminds me a story my granny once told me. I think it was a called Pied Picker or something like that. You must be the Pied Piro.” The others just shook his head in approval of the name.

Ronald continued walking and headed out the door. A large assembly of the rats had gathered. They looked very crude smart and evil. The leader with a small group of his officers came up to him.

The leader asked “My name is Ajejdljouelhdhdldlsleuuddjsljeouehdksaheiuyrhdfksioedhldoiehooooed the fifth. I hear you are here to eliminate us. Is this true my dear sir?”

“Yes sir now if you excuse me I must exterminate you.” Responded Ronald and as fast as a bullet whipped out his lighter and had already lighted the flamethrower.

With in minutes he had destroyed nearly half of Red Level’s know 8,603 rats. It was not a pretty site. As he continued to fight her realized that they had surrounded him, and from some unknown place more were coming. Ronald made a rush for the bar. When he reached it he entered and so the rats followed. The place was full of rats. Every single rat in town was there. So he set the place on fire. Everything in the place was burned to ash except him he just walked out before any rats could do anything.

That was the last of any Warf rats or Pied Piros ever to be seen in that town for 671 years. The moral of the story is mouse traps are only effective till the rats get huge. Then use flamethrowers and other weapons of the sort.

- No one wants to know where Waldo is
There once was a dragon named Waldo. He was a friendly jumping dragon. Waldo had a problem though. He was a pyromaniac. Waldo did not mean any harm, even though he usually burned down large forests once a month. He had lost most of his friends.

One day will he was jumping in the woods and he landed on a knight. Waldo was so mad at the forest he burnt it all down. The knight was very angry. Luckily for the knight he was wearing his fireproof armor. The knight jumped up and yelled

“You almost gave me third degree burns you freaking idiot!”

Waldo replied “Sorry I didn’t see you, friends?”

The knight did not want to be friends and swung his sword at him. Waldo escaped easily. The knight realized that dragons were very rare and decided to capture Waldo. Waldo was not pleased with this. So he went home and sat in his thinking chair. He decided to rule the world by capturing all the women in the world. Then he decided that it was stupid, because it would be too much work, and he did not like women. So he decided to go burn the knight’s village, but first he had his veggie meal from Wendy’s.

After he finished, off Waldo went. Waldo thought it was a great game to go chasing all the villagers around with his fire. That was his favorite sport next to kick the democrat. He didn’t kill anyone just burned them really badly. Waldo decided to fly near the castle. He always found it fun to chase the court jester around.

Waldo came jumping up to the castle. The knight jumped off the top of the castle onto the dragons back. Waldo started to buck and rock to try and get the knight off his back. The knight gets a ride from the dragon. It was years upon years till the knight came off the dragons back.

In the end the dragon and the knight fell to the ground. It turned out that Waldo was prone to seizures. He had a serious one and he fell to the ground. All of a sudden a doctor appeared and gave Waldo his medicine. Waldo stop twitching and sat up. Later on they opened there own clothing chain. This started the stripe and steal fashions. It was a short lived fashion. Then they moved to Alabama and got married. Its legal there to marry anything you know.

The End

Fri, 26 May 2006 01:40:22 GMT

I'm sorry

Talk

Tue, 16 May 2006 18:48:04 GMT

Well I am still afloat. Don't know about anybody else. Water sucks!!! But hey two extra days to my weekend! Fuck yeah

Self assessment time
hmm last year
long time ago
it was dry
there was Britney

Now
Its wet
I have Jessica
SWEEETTTTT

I have concluded I have become as boring as possible. I have
I need to change that. Hmmmm =)
Peace

I love you Jessica

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 00:02:38 GMT

Your eyelids grow so heavy with the burdens you bare
Lay your head down in my lonely lap
Take a sleep a rest of reviving take a nap
Maybe you will wake up with all your worries away
You trust me to keep safe or to slay
This pendent is precious and I only dare to wear

You tease me with your sweet little lips
Stop flicking your hair in my direction
I am fine I have one erection
Do you care to kill my only present
Even if you drop it I wont lament
Knowing I will never come to grips

Touched deep and white by needles sharp of bone
Pierecd my heart and left silver signs
Tattoo my ass no one will read between the lines
To home I pass my hearts warm embrace
Senseless I only see you in the imaginary place
I can only taste you when we are alone

Nothing can stop the fields of our inners call for
Sprinkled with flowers animals and ponds of nitric acid
People probably think our world is far too placid
We seem so all too innocent and calm and pure
Pitiful fools they know not what our loves endure
Split and shattered bosoms turned to hate when we are lovecore

This week

Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:35:33 GMT

This week has been stressful. but it wasnt that bad

Monday This week started off really fun. I hung out with Susan Heather and the one and only Krissy. We went to Susan's house ate and sat in her room. Krissy and I had a tickle war. Don't ask. Came home didnt get to use the computer. THE MOTHER FUCKING WORKERS CHOPPED UP MY DAMN CABLE!!!! so no Jessica I was bummed out

Tuesday was cool I guess got a new cable chatted with my one and only though she still isint currently.

Wednesday I found out I was failing math did most of my h work. Yeah whatever Tim and I trashed Tom's locker. We got him bad real bad it was sweet

Thursday Talked to jessica for a bit guitar. yup nothing to special

Today. Hmmmmm not much hung out came home watched the workers went online here I am

Dance tomorrow in Amesbury. Jessica and I are going. I am trying to think of a little something special to do but I am coming up short right now. I will think of something.

Yup thats all ta ta for now

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 00:00:39 GMT

Ever feel like people arent worth it. Yes I am in that groovy mode and I do not want to be bothered I could care less about anyone else right now. Unless your name is Krissy Susan or Jessica or anyone closely related to those names I dont want to talk to you so leave me alone. Thank you

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:22:21 GMT

Tomorrow I am hanging out with Krissy. God damnit it has been to long. Should be fun last time sex fire and put were involved I wonder what will happen this time. We shall see. Perhaps some pictures. Hahahaha you never know do ya?

Short one tonight. Tired.

Things are looking ok. Not saying they are grand yet but we will see. Sunday we will see.

I love you still and forever jessica

I cleaned out my entire house

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 23:17:11 GMT

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:19:31 GMT

You ever feel like someone is pushing you away? It's a horrible feeling especially when you love them to death.

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:59:54 GMT

This is not going away
The pesticide didnt kill
All the bugs in your system
The mercury in the fish
is making me go blind
I can't see you anymore
People suggest you run away
Your friends hate to see you stay

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:45:47 GMT

Yeah so I have put about 10 posts up today. Personal worst. I know what I need to do now.
I need to build myself. Thats all I can do. People dont like me.
They are right not to.

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 14:08:59 GMT

All the scars still give me pains
I can feel your love when it rains
I still sweat are hearts will last forever
yet I seem to only want our bonds to sever
Did not sleep so well last night
Would of if I knew you were all right
I can no longer hide these tears
Seeing as I have come to realize all my fears
Just kill me now so I will not suffer
Trust me whatever happens I wont be any tougher
My mind is weak my hands are shaking
And my heart is always aching
Will you free me from my hand made shackles
Is that you I hear laughing in those cackles
I would like for all these tragedies to die
and hang them from a bloody necktie
I don't want us to ever end
Honestly how far can we bend???

I still love this girl. It was stupid of me to ever let her go. I wonder if I could ever fix things. I do not know. I love her. I really do. I promise

Sun, 19 Feb 2006 05:43:41 GMT

If you havent figured it out by now I am not a patient guy. I do not like to wait. If there is anyway to hurry anything up I will try to find it. Waiting is not something I enjoy. I hate it.

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 01:27:19 GMT

this is my 173 entry go me

Here's whats been going on the last week or so

Sun, 05 Feb 2006 16:06:27 GMT

Ok so it's been a rough past week or so. I'll lay it out for you. Well most of it some of it's not anyones buisness and I'm not gonna write it down.

SO last friday Jessica and I hung out. I was in a grouchy mood for one reason or another. She didnt feel good. I was being a piss and shutting everyone out. (what else is new) Things were really rocky. I was wicked mad. My dad showed up early and I was pissed so I left without hugging Jessica. or even saying goodbye for that matter. That night she was upset. Next morning she chewed me out and got mad and then we were ok.

Everything seemed to be alright. Then I FUCKED up. Never do this whatever you do. I didnt take my meds that day so I wasnt exactly in an A+ state of mind. I was talking to someone and I sent them nude pics. Yeah I'm a asshole. So Knowing that she'd hear about it I just let it go. Erin was/did tell. Like always. O well I should not of done it. So Jessica found out and was up most of the night crying. I woke up the next morning. First words were did you really do this. I said Yes. It just got bad. She almost broke up with me. I deserved it. She didnt. So I stayed home monday cause I didnt want to deal with this bs.

Tuesday was alittle better don't remember. Jessica and I saw each other it was awkward I guess. idk I should have no been so roar. Damnit

Wednesday Was alright just some stuff happened. Bad questions where I should have been honest.

Thursday was good alittle depressing but not horrible.

Friday I was excited. The day was over. Went to see Jessica's game. They should have won. Too bad. We hung out Alison and Miles me and her. Like always. Alison and I werent getting along. Jessica and I went into the cafe at AHS. We thought Miles and Alison were coming. They didnt. Later they did. But then I had to go soon after. Alison left unbeknownenced to me. Damn. So I went out to dinner. It was cool. It was enjoyable I guess. Really foggy out though. We were right on the beach like not even 100 yards away and you couldnt see even a bit of sand. You could see the other side of the street barely. At parts it was so bad my dad almost went off the road. We got home.

Bad news waiting me. Yeah. So yesterday sucked. Jessica was upset. It was horrible. I hate this. I just want to fix this. It's my fault. O yeah and There's someone out there that better watch there ass. I plan to give you something to chew on. Asshole. You are going to learn a painful lesson. I know I have a lot of anger. This just added to the fire. This is yanking my chain the wrong way. I wanna beat you down. I'm not going to because the consquences arent worth it yet. If you tell anyone. You die. I promise

Here's something to chew on bitch's

Sat, 28 Jan 2006 01:30:17 GMT

yay for bad weeks. I actully did try this week. I tryed to be happy. Today I tryed. I was fucking trying but guess what it went south. Yeah when I mean south I mean it sucked. I had a horrible day horrible night. This needs to end now.

Problems that I have lately that I wanna vocalize cause I don't care who the fuck reads this.

One. Friends. What are those??? exactly my friends are barely around or existent might as well stick to the ones in my head. The ones I hold closest I only see in the halls and class. They havent tryed to set anything up with me. Yeah you have your own life. Think I could be a part of it? Share the wealth I could use a life. or two. I havent exactly had one yet. I am almost fucking 15 and half. I have one been over like 10 friends houses. I am never invited anywhere. Yeah so a big f you to me. The jokes on the world. Whatever next.

Pentucket. Sucks. Teachers. Suck. Homework. Sucks. Emo. Sucks. Scene. sucks. Posers. suck. Sluts. suck(literly). Rap. sucks. People. Suck. Actully the most friendly people seem to be the ones that dont get fucked and wrapped in there layers of emotion. It's great. If I could be emotionless I would be happier. Life would be better. Next

Parents. Fuck them they have done a bang up job with me. Didn't even teach me how to tie my damn shows (did that myself thank you very much) They provide but they don't show I am miss a lot of experience in my life. Next

Touchy. Jessica. See here's the thing. I can't say I don't care. I do. It's what I care about. She's the one I care about.
Billy Corgan and Shakespere have a general message about love. "love is suicide"
It is the truth. Don't take it the wrong way. I love Jessica. I really really do. I'm not gonna have anyone back me up on this one. No one can. I have not told anyone how I feel about her. ANYONE. It's just her and she doubts me. But who doesnt? I am not exactly health in the head. It's not all there. She does get me mad. She does make me sad. She does piss me off. She does make me depressed. A lot of people do this to me it's not just you. you get the fun of being my girlfriend. But for all of that theres 100,000,000,000,000,000 happy things she causes. Shes on my nerves not like annoying me on my nerves. I mean she is tied up in all my emotion. I wrapped her up in a cloth of sorrow. and she drenched it through with love and happiness. I can still taste the melancoly on my breath. It is not like every burned out realationship. It isint. Theres no cliques. Theres no resemblence. Can't compare. You can only watch with envy. sometimes it is sad but I'm sorry to tell everyone theres no chance of us breaking up. Not tonight not tomorrow not ever. It's just rough. I have buried myself under so many layers. Jessica it's rough coming through my atmospheres. You are the only one who has survived. I've put you through 6 months. Not intentionally. But theres no gaps anymore. Theres nothing between. Even when you pull away for one reason or another I'm still there. I have to sort things out so I put them here. I love you. I love you. I love you. I do. I am. I want to be. Jessica. I love you.

O yes and addressing hugs. Alison I owe you a few. Sorry if I always seem so shitty around you. idk we are cool. I have no problems with you. o yes and tell Rivka I'll give her that hug.

Peace have a nice weekend

PS if you would like to take anyone of this up with me please do I would like to talk about. =)

Bang bang your dead hole in your head...

Thu, 26 Jan 2006 00:14:00 GMT

I hear your winter
I hear your rain
I've failed your summer ways
And I feel no pain

Hello I am Jake. I am 15 and a half. I have some nifty friends. They are pretty cool. Yes very. I occasionally can be dirty and disgusting. I have a girlfriend. Her name is Jessica. I love her more then anyone in the world. You think you love someone? I do not think you love yours as I love mine. Haha you suck. I don't care what you think. I don't I'll do what I want to whoever I want when and how I want.

Today pretty much was a drag. Only thing that was good was maybe math. Which is rare. It was pretty funny. Friday I see Jessica. Yeah it's gonna own.

A slight out look to my poem that I am working on. COme take a look

Sat, 21 Jan 2006 02:35:41 GMT

I left you rotten bread crumbs as I went to bed
So sour to chew on and the germs on it are dead
Don't cry silently let it all out for the heavens to hear
Slit the glass the holds us apart with your quaking scream
Lie down little butterfly it was only a dream

I'm gonna do it

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 02:26:28 GMT

I have decided in quarter 3 and 4 I will get straight A's and make the high honor roll. I will watch me lol

Try this!!!!!!1

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:07:16 GMT

Post an ANONYMOUS comment with the following:
1. one secret.
2. one compliment.
3. one non-compliment.
4. lyrics to a song.
5. how old you are.
6. how long we've been friends.
7. & a hint to who you are.
8. after you do it for me, put it in your LJ and see who does it for you.

Hey everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:56:05 GMT

Ok I'm not gonna post poetry on here anymore I have a site so I might as well us it
http://www.freewebs.com/mrsnake/

Please go visit!!!!!

No one reads these anymore so whats the point of putting them on friends?

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 00:44:54 GMT

The dictionary puts love as "the object of attachment, devotion, or admiration"
But how can anyone put so special a thing into words?
So near and dear it used to feel in the past
Somewhere inside of me I always knew those would never last
I was bidding my time with foolish games
Just waiting for that fateful day when I would have a chance meeting
Now my youth was fleeting and I never saw it coming
Running blindly never had paid off until that day
I was stunned for weeks forgotten and years not gotten
You've taken away all my shame
And I've never felt so good ever since you came
Now we are here today staring down the ever tiring road
So many choices with less room for mistakes
We will make it by ajoined as one
Hand and hand heart free of chains minds wild with thoughts
We come from two different cultures
One bent on protecting the other full of care
Scolding the mistakes they make
The one thing keeping us apart the one thing making this work
Now we wonder where to go from here
Baby theres no where but up
Going down is too dirty and the sorrowful music of our broken hearts
Would bring pity to all and slay those who try and mend
From Cuts less grevious
Times are happy as they should ever be
I love you to death
And everyday I am glad that you choose to be with me

Hey Angel fly over

Fri, 07 Oct 2005 14:39:17 GMT

Well whats going down??? not much Masco is postponed. Krissy and I are chilling Sunday. lalala I Love Jessica

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 14:10:51 GMT

*A - Age: 15
*B - Best friend: Krissy Matt idk whoever else wants to be it
*C - Choice of meat: hmmm a hot chick?
*D - Dream date: Already had it
*E - Exciting adventure: a porno studio tour
*F - Favorite food: idk food
*G - Greatest accomplishment: passing middle school on the first try
*H - Happiest day of your life: 27th and 29th of June
*I - Interests: Photography,
*J - Jews: annoy me
*K - Kool-Aid: is what people yell when the fat lady in the red dress beds over
*L - Love: is Jessica
*M - Most valued: uhhhh
*N - Name: Jake
*O - Outfit you love: WTF? AC/DC SHIRT BIOTCH!!!!!!!!
*P - Pizza toppings: everything minus the fish
*Q - Question asked to you the most: Teach me your ways Grand Masta Horn DOg
*R - Radio station:Rock 100.3 104.1 and 107.3 (Mistress Kerry)
*S - Sport: Soccer
*T - Television show: uhh History channel tv
*U - Ur favorite song: uhhhh Wayward Son by Kansas
*V - Video: Asian Fever 19
*W - Winter: is good for picking up snow bunnies
*X - Xylophone: are good to eat off
*Y - Year born: 1990
*Z - Zodiac Sign: Leo

Tue, 30 Aug 2005 14:15:14 GMT

Artist: Sublime
Album: Greatest Hits
Title: Doin' Time

Summertime and the livin's easy,
And bradley's on the microphone w/ ras m.g.
All the people in the dance will agree
That we're well qualified
To represent the lbc,
Me and louie,
Run to the party dance to the riddim it gets harder.

Me and my girl,
We got this relationship.
I love her so bad but she treats me like...
On lock down like a penetentury.
She spreads her lovin' all
Over and when she get home there's none left for me

(chorus)

Oh take this veil from off my eyes,
My burning sun will some day rise
So what am i gonna be doin' for a while
Say i'm gonna play with myself,
Show them how we come off the shelf,
So what

(chorus)

Evil,
I've come to tell you that she's evil,
Most definately,
Evil, ornery scandalous and evil,
Most definately.
The tension,
Is getting hotter,
I'd like to hold her,
Head underwater, oh

Me and my girl,
We got a relationship,
Me and my girl,
We got a relationship,
My girl,
We got a relationship,
Oh and my girl

Take a tip,
Take a tip,
Take a tip from me.
Bradley's on the microphone w/ ras m.g.
All the people in the dance will agree
That we're well qualified to represent the lbc,
Me, la la louie,
Everybody,
Run to the riddim it gets harder

It's almost over lady's and gents so lets enjoy the last moments